You know you're a pothead when ...

[Fengzi]

I used to put my stash and pipe away, walk out the door, be paranoid that I didn't actually put it away and go back in to check. Afterwards I'd walk out the door again, get paranoid that when I went back in to check that I might have actually taken it back out. So, I'd go back to check again. Then walk out the door, get paranoid..........

I'd say it was some kind of obsessive compulsive thing but only happenes when I'm stoned.

[koshea]

lol once i rolled a fat j and put it in my mouth and i was lookin around for the lighter and found it then spent 45 minutes looking for the damn joint...that was in my mouth...

[wutang123456]

the worst is when your like, where are my keys, where are my keys, oh no, and then its like, you go to get some food and their in the fridge or something and then you remember putting them there due to some incredible bizzarre stoner logic

[F L E S H]

lol once i rolled a fat j and put it in my mouth and i was lookin around for the lighter and found it then spent 45 minutes looking for the damn joint...that was in my mouth...

That's hilarious! And it happened to me too once....

Once, I was really baked off my ass, ans my friend said a sentence with the word 'apple'. Well I just lost it, I thought 'apple' was the funniest thing I had ever heard.







Apple

[unmeg]

well then call me pot head my brother cause I loose everything twice

[bongo]

Yes me too
but did you ever call someone on the phone
and by the time its answered........
you've forgotten who you were ringing??? ~lol~

yeah man. Its funny, but can get annoying

[ermitonto]

You know you're a pothead when you've forgotten so much about what you've forgotten that you can't add any humorous anecdotes about forgetting something to this thread.

[OR Freebird]

How many of us have spent an hour looking for our sunglasses only to find them on our head?

Hey, did you ever notice when something is lost you always find it in the last place you look?

[Dick Justice]

Well cause you stop looking once you've found it.

*ba dump Tchh*


I remember one time... wait, no I don't.

[Srendaen]

mmmmhh or when someone is speaking to you and you answer and about 1 minute later you repeat what the person has said. without realizing that you already had that same conversation. you can't remember but the other person goes: Hey I just said that, and you already gave me an answer. am I supposed to give you the answer you gave me

me: HUH?

*nevermind. majorly baked