You know you're a pothead when ...

[givemesomeweed]

or rung the wrong person by mistake.

"hey dude"
"Hey"
"Who the hell is this?"
"Josh"
"What the fuck...i didnt call you"
"Yeah you did"
"what the hell do you want?"
"You called me you jackass"
"i called who?"


so on and so forth

Thats like on Cheech and Chong's Up in smoke where the cop is pulls cheech and chong over and when he is walking up to there van he inhales the smoke coming from the van and then when he gets up there he ask them what they want.