You know you're a pothead when ...

[Lulu]

I once was touched my cell phone holder and realized it was empty. I panicked and yelled "OH SHIT, WHERE'S MY CELL PHONE?!"...into my cell phone which I was using to talk to my girlfriend.

Ok Stedric......You win ~lol~

[runswithpandas]

when you start a thread on cannabis.com asking what you can use for rolling papers when your out and that your totaly baked and have to have some one remind you that your really baked and don't need to smoke any more

[rastabill89]

i put my remote in the freezer once and i found it like an hour later after looking all over the house and it still worked

[Oli]

You ever been smoking and sitting down for a while, and then you stand up and get a massive head rush, during which you forget where you are, what you're doing and who you are and your entire field of vision turns purple?

That happens to be all the time. One time, I got up smoked a joint, stood up and went to the kitchen. On the way my vision started the whole purple thing, I expected it to go away, it didn't. Long story short, I end up sitting on the floor in my kitchen for a few minutes not being able to see.

[Hektik]

I hate losing your last cig... and you find it behind your ear

[420ultimatesmokage]

i always lose my remote. this one time when i lost it i looked around my bed and on my bed where it usauly is and couldnt find it. looked everywhere for god knows how long then got a headache went back to my bed. i shook up the blankets one more time then the remote pops out. when you look for something for that long for it to be right there just makes you sit and stare at the remote in disbelief lol

[Dick Justice]

That happens to be all the time. One time, I got up smoked a joint, stood up and went to the kitchen. On the way my vision started the whole purple thing, I expected it to go away, it didn't. Long story short, I end up sitting on the floor in my kitchen for a few minutes not being able to see.

Man I get the same thing, once I blacked out entirely when I was smoking in the shower, I'm lucky I didn't crack my head on the linoleum.

What causes that rush??

[OR Freebird]

Not sure what causes the hread rush -- I'm guessing momentary O2 shortage. I could use a good head rush right now.

[oldhag]

while you guys are wondering what is happening but others will only think that you are absent minded. I wonder if pot smokers also become smarter if smoking?

[OR Freebird]

Yes. You have to think more cause your always losing stuff and having to find it.