I think a little statement in here says it best: http://www.killsometime.com/humor/hu...Wheres-My-Weed

(Ted) "Let me show you something Opie. Okay you won these states here in the midwest, and the deep south. But as we all know, this is where the stupid people live. Al Gore, on the other hand, won by a landslide on both the east and west coasts, and thats where smart people live. So I conclude, you were elected by retards. How does that make you feel?" (George) "Like king of the retards, fat boy!"

Granted its parody, but its still funny as hell. And pretty close to the truth, I think.