Craig Roberst zhen shi yi ge bendan!! Guanyu ZhongGuo ta shenme dou bu zhidao. Wo mexiangdao ni hui xiangxin ta. Wo bu zhidao wei shenme Meiguren da bu fen haipa Zhong Guo. Shi tamen yingai haipa women.

Psshead, ni yue lai yue fengle. Ni juede shemne dou shi yi ge yinmou. Wo tongyi women de zhengfu shi youdiar fucked up. Danshi, dajia bu shi ni de diren. Ni toayan Meiguo de zhengfu erqie haipa Zhopngguo.She shi ni de pengyou???

Just thought I'd respond to this nonsense in the language that it seems we'll all be speaking soon. Pity I couldn't type in Chinese characters though.