ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS::

You shall all recieve a personal invite and members handbook with rules. Please Note ^:

Rule 724xnp: CLEARLY states that any mistermeanours and serious criminal activity will be frowned upon. The Law will not be involved but retribution will be seeked through a SEVERE SESSION OF ELECTRODES ON THE GENITALS!!.....

This rule is then closely followed up by:

Rule725xnp: IF in the case of excitement and thrills are happening (see rule724xnp, YOU WILL BE CHOPPED UP AND FED TO MY DOG!

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