Quote Originally Posted by 4252
Let me get this straight; you raise mice to feed to your frogs, but you're scared shitless of them (the mice), and can't go into your laundry room because, this is the part I don't get; the mice are all loose now? What do you think is going to happen, they'll rip your ankles to shreds or something? Mice aren't exactly brave, you know, they are probably running for their lives at this very moment, you frog-feeding maniac! OK, so Mrs. Mouse ate Mr. Mouse (or so you seem to think). He was probably boring anyway, what with a name like Stuart and all. She's most likely not all that bad. You could try petting her, talking to her, telling her she's a good mouse, a pretty mouse, and things will be all right really soon. Female mice fall for those lines all the time.

I think your real problem is with the frogs. They're spoiled rotten, if you feed them mice all the time. They are probably at the bottom of all this. Never turn your back on a frog, they're cunning and amazingly adept at close quarter fighting. Ask any fly.

I suggest you go boldly into the laundry room, pick up the towels, pick up the bong, and don't use it again for quite a while. The Maytag repairman will handle all the rest.

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LMFAO

nice one.