Ive recently started a new job in TESCO supermarket on the alcoholic beverages section! Yesterday a man of an ethnic minority was browsing the shelves, when my manager decided I should give this man some assistance!....

I approached the Indian fella and asked "Can I be of any assistance Sir?"...
...he replied "OOO YIS, I AM LOOKING FOR A NICE PORT!".....

I said "DOVER...NOW FUCK OFF"!!!!!!!

hahahahaha
LOVElife Reviewed by LOVElife on . Make me laugh - Add a joke or cartoon Let's all lighten up (pun intended) ... Use this thread to post your favorite joke or cartoon that you want us to see. Cmon, dare you, make me laugh. I don't know a lot of good jokes, so I'm going with a cartoon. Rating: 5