there was a brave captain and his crew sailing on the high seas, when suddenly a pirate ship appeared and was going to attack them. The captain yelled out an order to his first mate: "bring me my red shirt!!" They all fought bravely and a week later two pirate ships appeared about to attack them. Again, the captain called out to his first mate: "bring me my red shirt!" They fought bravely and won again. A week later three pirate ships appeared, ready to attack them, and the captain gave the same order for his red shirt. after the battle, the men asked the captain why he always asked for his red shirt before a battle. The captan replied, "so that if I am wounded in battle, no one will see the blood, and you will all go on fightng unafraid." The crew was touched at the captain's bravery, and suddenly, ten pirate ships appeared off the pot bow ready to attack. The whole crew looked to the captain, awaiting his order, when he finally shouted out to his first mate: "Bring me my brown pants!"