This isnt exactly a joke but about a year ago i took my brothers to see our dad he lives in the bush.The whole way in the car he kept on saying pull over pull over i gotta push one out it was disgusting but fuck it was making me laugh as the toilets were very few and far between.Anyways i didnt pull over so he could push one out but he was very very happy when we drove through a town and he seen mc donalds.I said there ya go now get pushing and hurry up lol