Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla, "How do
>you spell 'dumb'?"
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>Darla says, "D-u-m-b, dumb."
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>The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
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>She says, "Buckwheat is dumb"
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>The teacher says, "Now spell 'stupid'."
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>Darla says, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid."
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>The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
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>Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."
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>Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, "Buckwheat, spell
>dictate."
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>Buckwheat stands and says, "D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."
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>The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
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>"I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!"