Ive recently started a new job in TESCO supermarket on the alcoholic beverages section! Yesterday a man of an ethnic minority was browsing the shelves, when my manager decided I should give this man some assistance!....

I approached the Indian fella and asked "Can I be of any assistance Sir?"...
...he replied "OOO YIS, I AM LOOKING FOR A NICE PORT!".....

I said "DOVER...NOW FUCK OFF"!!!!!!!

hahahahaha