Make me laugh - Add a joke or cartoon

[KottonMouthSara]

HAHAHA

[NowhereMan]

These are my favourite funny pics from my collection.

man that first pic
shocking and creep as hell is that real ? i keep thinking
"talk about digging for gold there buddy'
then i think the poor guy probly lost his eye and nasal passage some how
and feel sorry for him

[st0n3r]

LOL

[KottonMouthSara]

tee hee

[OR Freebird]

Ok. I'm chuckling.

How about the stoner who finds a genie bottle on the beach. He turns it into a bong, and the first hit he exhales .... a genie appears. Like a good genie he asks "You got one wish, whaddah you want?"

The stoner looks around and sees his bag of green is full ... no prob there. He opens his cooler and looks in -- a 6-pack and a half left. No problem there.

It hits him like a rock. Sex. He turn to the genie and says "Hey wispy old guy, how about a little head?"

And that's how I got this tiny little pin head.

[mellow mood]

heres a good one: what does a stoner take when hes broke? he drinks listerine

LMFAO

[st0n3r]

what do you call a chav in a microwave? bling!

what is a chavs favourite ice cream flavour? mint!

what ya call a chav in a cardboard box? innit

theres a stupid chav, clever chav, santa and the easter bunny, they all jump off a cliff............who hits the bottom first...........the dumb chav..........the others don't exist (sorry 2 dissapoint xnoa who though santa was gunna get him a joint 4 xmas:P)

[KottonMouthSara]

following on from that.....a blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff...who lands first? the brunette, the blonde stopped and asked for directions...HAHAHA Goodnight all xxxxxxxxxxx

[koshea]

a mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "im sorry sir, we dont serve your kind here, youll have to leave"

the mushroom replys "why not, im a fungi!?" <<(fungi- fun guy)

[mellow mood]

wow that joke sucked! haha

a man enters in a 10$ dance bar, and ask the woman if she is the one soing blowjobs. the girls answers yes, so the guy says ok wash your hands and make me a sandwich. lol