Easy prisioner. Nice to be living the High life over there. I think the last sunshine I saw was in '62. I can't be sure, but it glowed firey red in the skies - and we felt fear.
Anyway, what if it is a joint or two's worth? With any luck they'll be a couple of decent ones, and all the sweeter for being home grown. Cool you're doing so well for yourself - pity you're such a wanker about it.

Grew from bag seed. 3 Months seed to now. Wasted time - not a minute of it. I've got another plant, just as small, in the making and can't wait.