Eye Doctor

[lilee]

LOL fuckin eye doctor! man this shit is funny....

[Synergy21]

But he might drop a scalpel right in there, or fling acid on them, or one of many things that could happen. Shit, a meteor might even kill you while your there.

Hmmm.... I should wear some body armor then.

[jacquelyne]

LOL if you smoke just before u go man you could be prescribed some real strong bifocal coke bottle things so be careful.I wouldnt smoke that day if i were you because they would be all bloodshot and that u might get caught.

[Smokin.Out]

Eye Doctor: "Hmmm let me see your eyes here... whats this? YOU SMOKE WEED!!!!!!!!!"

come on man get serious youre fine

[givemesomeweed]

that last post made me giggle

[Sentinel]

get so stoned your eyes are barely open and pitch red then go and say you need medicinal

[Sentinel]

say your pet badger just fucked your eyes while you were sleeping

[AcidFreak]

Even if somehow your eye doctor DID find out, chances are he won't give a shit. I know of people who tell their doctors weed works better for them than painkillers, and they just agree.

[mynameismike0]

my mom went to the eyedoctor and i tried to get her to fake glaucoma so i could steal her weed if the doctor recommended it. turns out you can't fake that sort of thing.

[420ultimatesmokage]

ya they blow air into your eye