Famous People you've met - no lying

[maryjanemama]

I banged Jenna Jameson so i guess i met her.

I know a guy who didn't have sex with her, but, he hung out with her after he met her in a strip club. He says that if he had made some moves he thinks he would've been able to get her in the sack, but, he was too nervous and has no skills. (It's soooo true, he's cute, but, completely clueless). Anyway, he has some crazy pics of the 2 of them together....she seems pretty easy.

[homestar]

at sxsw i was up on stage with the bumblebeez 81...

and in a few weeks im going to meet the guy from that food network show 'good eats'...hey i like that show! its great when youre stoned, very quirky show

[9ski9]

what was tokyo rose doing giving lap dances?

The publisher of the local newspaper in Massachusetts where she shot a film with Deniro threw her a party on his back lawn before the crew pulled out. Our publisher had written pro-forgiveness editorials about her after the local vets groups protested and threatened to drive Hanoi Jane out of Holyoke.

I was a staff photographer at the paper and had to shoot the party. After being told to act like she wasn't famous, all our dipshit reporters started asking to have their photos taken with her.

Fonda got pretty drunk on wine and whiskey sours and came over later that evening and sat on my lap and told me I was terminally cute. I don't know why I got a boner, since I'm not into MILFs at all. But I remember deciding to just sit there and keep poking at her and see if she cares. And the band was playing some Frank Sinatra crap, so it was all a little Twilight Zoneish.

[jacquelyne]

My uncle was one of Australias most wanted at one time in the 50's.He has written 2 autobiographies and is now a minister of a church.

[Creeper]

I met Rudy......the guy the Movie Rudy is based on.....he went to a school in our area to talk about some shit like you can change your life if you really want to or whatever....but he was pretty funny, and we got to miss half a day of school for it so i didnt mind too much.... lol

[lilee]

I would've loved to meet Nirvana, been to it. But never met them. Kurt died when i was young. RIP. Fucking slag courtney love killed him.

Hell ya she killed him, that stupid fuckin bitch. she just got back francis bean cuz she finished treatment once again , that poor girl , just think of havin THAT for a mother and knowing she killed her awesome father

[NextGen]

I got Marily Mansons autograph in the Fargo dome in "96" . I was on acid and he's a scary looking freak to begin with so I was a little scared.