Passed.

Thank you.

Although I would stress that there are other factors which require you to meet it halfway (like abstaining), this method definitely helps because it addresses all of the common criteria upon which donors fail and how to beat it.

Just got a call back from my employer - I swear it was like I was on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" except it was "Who Wants to Pass a Drug Screen," with a long dramatic pause followed by being on hold for a few seconds. Finally, the good news came.

Bada bing.