Hey ghost i see that here im not in the UK
Quote Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
lol muncheema!

I have a cheap and easy alternative to a blow-up doll, Art Attack style (If you're outside the UK you won't have seen Art Attack. Poor you. )

First, go to Florida. Walk so as to save money. In fact, crawl on your hands and knees so you don't have to spend any money on new shoes every few hundred miles (perhaps tape a cat or small woodland creature to each knee to prevent cuts and bruises).

Once in Florida, smoke yourself retarded - that's the only way you're going to follow the rest of my instructions if you were stupid enough to follow the first one.

Go to a beach and find a hot lifeguard to have sex with - if you can do that i'll give you £20.

Find a squid that's washed up on the beach. If you can't find a squid, who cares. Then get one of those cardboard tubes you find inside rolls of toilet..... roll. Tape up one end and put the squid inside the cardboard tube. Insert penis.