ne1 know where i can get a blowup doll with paypal

[jacquelyne]

Hey ghost i see that here im not in the UK

lol muncheema!

I have a cheap and easy alternative to a blow-up doll, Art Attack style (If you're outside the UK you won't have seen Art Attack. Poor you. )

First, go to Florida. Walk so as to save money. In fact, crawl on your hands and knees so you don't have to spend any money on new shoes every few hundred miles (perhaps tape a cat or small woodland creature to each knee to prevent cuts and bruises).

Once in Florida, smoke yourself retarded - that's the only way you're going to follow the rest of my instructions if you were stupid enough to follow the first one.

Go to a beach and find a hot lifeguard to have sex with - if you can do that i'll give you £20.

Find a squid that's washed up on the beach. If you can't find a squid, who cares. Then get one of those cardboard tubes you find inside rolls of toilet..... roll. Tape up one end and put the squid inside the cardboard tube. Insert penis.

jacquelyne Reviewed by jacquelyne on 06-21-2005. ne1 know where i can get a blowup doll with paypal any1 know Rating: 5

[muncheemama]

I worked at a very infamous residential treatment center in utah, wrangling little bastard kids. I was a counselor there for a few years.

[slipknotpsycho]

lol, yea i've seen some bratty fuckin kids while in juvi...omg i never thought that even kids could be so damn immature....i feel really bad for any of them that decide to do something worthy of prison cuz they wouldn't last five goddamn minutes without cryin for their mommies. did the crime now do your time is how i always felt about it but not them......

[muncheemama]

yeah, the place I worked was not for criminals, just little shits whos parents were too drunk or had a vacation in france and didnt want little janey tagging along. They all thaught they were tough until they heard "dial 9" called on the radio, then they fell right into line...

[nobiee420]

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp

[EverydayJunglist]

try a prostitute man.honestly,it would probably be cheaper.

[muncheemama]

minus the cost of penecillan for the nasty infection you'll get....

[slipknotpsycho]

don't forget the surgical procedure to have you dick removed afterwards also.....cuz that thing is goign to turn green and fall off

[EverydayJunglist]

okay guys,ya got me

[hubblebubble]

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