lol, all the things you just listed happen to me on a regualr basis! Get used to this shit. Some people are just too fucking stupid to order a pizza (and i bet some of them post here)

Just a few pointers so you wont be an asshole to the pizza guy:

Tip at least $2 (3+ if you live far away [like 6 miles away])

Asnwer the door promptly

DO NOT send kids to answer the door, because they always steal the tip.

Dont tell the pizza guy any complaints you have because #1, he probably doesnt give a shit at that point, and #2, there isnt shit he can do about it! Call the freakin' manager already!

DO NOT ask for change for a $50 or an $100, because we only have like $20 on us at any point!

PLEASE know where you live, and what the nearest major intersection is! You have no idea how many people dont know where they live!

Last but not least, WE DONT MAKE A LIVING ON THANK YOU'S, WE MAKE A LIVING ON TIPS!