I like to go to this chinese super buffet near my house. My favorite is the baby octopus with lots of hot sauce. They're only slightly chewy. fried biscuits, sesame chicken, beef and green peppers, fried rice, szechuan(sp?) shrimp, dumplings...and then the soft serve ice cream bar where you can put gummy worms, nuts, ground up candy bars, sprinkles oreo cookies etc on it. Once I got a regular sized plate and made a mountain on it with chocoalte swirl ice cream and put some of literally every topping on it after eating god knows how many plates and the chinese people who owned the place were staring at me the whole time

oh, and thousand year old soup...it's a thai dish that they save half of the broth every time they make it and use the broth as the base for the next batch, over and over again. that's some good stuff right there