nearly nailed--gaggle

[Dick Justice]

The mail came and some lady came to the door asking for someone to sign her package. My sister opened the door and called for "mommy" before I could stop her. Since it was addressed to me, I signed for it and handed my mom the rest of the mail to try and shake her off. She asked what was in it and I told her "Maybe something from Oregon (where I used to live, that excuse worked once before)."

On the way up the stairs she goes: "Are you doing anything illegal?"

*sweat*

"Noooo."

*insidemyroom*

Well, since I have several things coming to me in the mail I didn't know what this one was. Heh, it was my mushroom grow kit.

Luckily I bought a new CD yesterday, so I took it out and left it with the packaging rubbish to make it seem like I bought a CD through the mail. God I hope she buys it.

Dick Justice Reviewed by Dick Justice on 06-17-2005. nearly nailed--gaggle The mail came and some lady came to the door asking for someone to sign her package. My sister opened the door and called for "mommy" before I could stop her. Since it was addressed to me, I signed for it and handed my mom the rest of the mail to try and shake her off. She asked what was in it and I told her "Maybe something from Oregon (where I used to live, that excuse worked once before)." On the way up the stairs she goes: "Are you doing anything illegal?" *sweat* "Noooo." Rating: 5

[nomadherbman]

ha close call

[dark0ne]

i used to get all kinds of shit in the mail, so i would stagger the pot stuff with cds,videos. i even asked my freind to mail me stuff so i could mail it back. all this in vain,my parents raided my room,and smoked my stash with me. My parents are cool now, but i wish i still had my snoopy pipe

[tylerkane]

your parents smoked your stash with you?
no offence dude, but your parents are a little weird

[mellowman420]

parents are fucked. period. and scooby and shaggy who smoked way too much over the years

[dark0ne]

my parents are the best, they smoke w/me and i get them the best bc hydro. they had never smoked hydro before. it's funny to see my mom pigging out on he own home made cookies , they were pissed at first but that was like 7 years ago.

[tylerkane]

I repeat, little weird..
Your parents are candidates for the mock "Best Parent Award"

[Lightitup44]

Haha my mom opened up a package that was supposed to be addressed to me through ebay. It was an order of hbw's and she looked at it and was so confused. I could tell she didn't see the seeds so I went to the garage and grabbed some different seeds and switched them. I am planning on taking some tonight hopefully.

-peace

[rajking86]

Tylerkane.....fuck off. I'm 18 and just staying with my dad for a couple of months, and this is after I already moved out my moms house last year,

and now me and my dad smoke daily together, and he's an amazing parent, so what the fuck?

You're just as good as those freevibe dicks

[tylerkane]

Im like a freevibe dick? That would be sorta... ironic? lol
Amazing parent who smokes weed with you?( Amazing and "smoke weed with" kind of contridict each other, )
Yeah, sounds like an amazing parent to me