The mail came and some lady came to the door asking for someone to sign her package. My sister opened the door and called for "mommy" before I could stop her. Since it was addressed to me, I signed for it and handed my mom the rest of the mail to try and shake her off. She asked what was in it and I told her "Maybe something from Oregon (where I used to live, that excuse worked once before)."

On the way up the stairs she goes: "Are you doing anything illegal?"

*sweat*

"Noooo."

*insidemyroom*

Well, since I have several things coming to me in the mail I didn't know what this one was. Heh, it was my mushroom grow kit.

Luckily I bought a new CD yesterday, so I took it out and left it with the packaging rubbish to make it seem like I bought a CD through the mail. God I hope she buys it.
Dick Justice Reviewed by Dick Justice on . nearly nailed--gaggle The mail came and some lady came to the door asking for someone to sign her package. My sister opened the door and called for "mommy" before I could stop her. Since it was addressed to me, I signed for it and handed my mom the rest of the mail to try and shake her off. She asked what was in it and I told her "Maybe something from Oregon (where I used to live, that excuse worked once before)." On the way up the stairs she goes: "Are you doing anything illegal?" *sweat* "Noooo." Rating: 5