Instead/as well as the dog poop, hold a lighter under his car door handle so it burns his hand when he open it (and if it's plastic 1 then it'll melt, thus getting your own back, and hopefully he'll try drink driving, bad idea kids! and when he goes to pull the handle of the car the plastic will melt onto his hands. giving him burns and blisters, hopefully he'll do it with his right hand so it fucks him up even more, know what i'm saying lads (and lasses) lol,)