I can top that...my very first grow attempt, i was utterly clueless but i was tryin

I go out and buy a floro rig and some 'grow lights'. but my electrical connection isn't grounded right, so the bulbs don't actually come on, they just buzzed a feeble blue light...but i don't know squat, so i just figure that's how they are supposed to work...ultraviolet or something i guessed.

the poor little seed germinates in this cave-like environment, but i can't see scat in the near dark so i get a 15w floro bulb or something so i can see. a day later i go back in and this poor little sprout is trying to grow *around* the shadow of the 'grow-light' rig into the light of the 15watter! it was the saddest thing i have ever witnessed!

i finally got my head and ass together and ended up growing some decent hydro...but lol, what a start!