What is it with stoners and walking in the middle of roads?

[LOVElife]

Yes. I find the lines down the middle help me navigate straighter when I am not straight. Plus, what the hell, anyone can walk on a sidewalk -- it takes big balls to do something incredibly stoned and stupid like walk down the middle of the road. But therein lies the rush. Walking down the road is like extreme sports for the unathletic. Good for the heart. And finallly, it weeds out (no pun intended) those who do not deserve to contribute to the gene pool.

Thank god I'm not in Europe with the cars going the other direction. That would really mess me up. You only get to jump the wrong way once.

NAVIGATE? R U CRAZY? i smoke some nice weed a lot of the time, and have never had problems with navigation!

ALSO if you require the lines for navigation, SURELY THE LAST THING YOU WANNA BE DOING IS WALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! IT TAKES MASSIVE BALLS TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT MATE!!!

Is it just me people, or am I the only one who can function normally and ill requires silly stoner stereotypes to go about my day?

LOVElife Reviewed by LOVElife on 06-16-2005. What is it with stoners and walking in the middle of roads? I have noticed that everytime I go out for a smoke we all walk in the middle of the road, only to run screaming whenever a car comes. Do you or any of your mates do this? Rating: 5