Yes. I find the lines down the middle help me navigate straighter when I am not straight. Plus, what the hell, anyone can walk on a sidewalk -- it takes big balls to do something incredibly stoned and stupid like walk down the middle of the road. But therein lies the rush. Walking down the road is like extreme sports for the unathletic. Good for the heart. And finallly, it weeds out (no pun intended) those who do not deserve to contribute to the gene pool.

Thank god I'm not in Europe with the cars going the other direction. That would really mess me up. You only get to jump the wrong way once.