Quote Originally Posted by moui_woui
I was alone in my room and started to get scared and i heard growls from under my bed. It was scary. I put on some zep and i started to feel better.
Dude, you have a monster under your bed. Better take care of that.

I hear voices all the time when I'm stoned. Once this voice said to me, "Don't separate the laundry, just put all the colors in the washer together."

And then later I heard the same voice say, "Take the chainsaw and cut off your left leg."

I thought, hey, the laundry turned out OK...