Quote Originally Posted by maryjanemama
Actually, for once, it wasn't me suggesting nakedness, it was Donnie Darko. But, I'm not apposed to it, that's for sure!!

I also want to say that the reason Mr. Mary and I got so toasty before we got on that boat is because I never learned to swim. I was petrified!! It turns out in the area where the stingrays were located, the water came up to my waist at it's highest. So, I was being a big baby over about 3 feet of friggin water.

Another quick story about being stoned and retarded....my husband has been a heavy equipment mechanech since the late seventies. We've had the same riding lawn tractor for years, with the same attachments. About 2 years ago he goes out to put the rotatiller on the lawn tractor to rotatill the garden. He's outside stoned, taking belts off, removing blades from the rotatiller and what not. He keeps saying, "Mary, I don't know what's the matter, I cannot get this rotatiller on!!" The longer he's out there fighting with the thing, the more pissed off he's getting.

Finally, he's gets it on. Mr. I-Can-Fix-Any-Machine-Anytime was trying to attach the rotatiller to the tractor backwards.
may i suggest something
why dont ya go get him to spend some time with ya
and save him some fingers being whacked off ,cuase sometimes ya just need step back do something else and go back at the problem
im sure two adults' find something to do without mechanicially things and belts and nuts and screwing and pounding with spontanious burst of words like "fuck dam oh shit
wait
rewind that
im sure that im sure two adults' find something to do WITH mechanicially things and belts and nuts and screwing and pounding with spontanious burst of words like "fuck' 'dam' 'oh shit'

yea think about it
peace
NowhereMan Reviewed by NowhereMan on . Hellooooooo Cafe People! Being the "freshest" member of the cafe, just thought I would start my first thread EVER!!!!!! So got to thinking about some of the funnier things that have happened when I was stoned, and thought for sure you all must have some funnies as well :) When we were in Jamaica, I was so stoned on the wonderful stuff they have there. Friends of ours handed me their digital camera, and said "Look at this pic." Well, the viewfinder was TINY, and I didn't have all my wits about me. I thought for Rating: 5