Quote Originally Posted by NowhereMan
mjm spreads a true nude pic rumor in cafe lounge
is that news?
or not?
i ask myself for some reason
Actually, for once, it wasn't me suggesting nakedness, it was Donnie Darko. But, I'm not apposed to it, that's for sure!!

I also want to say that the reason Mr. Mary and I got so toasty before we got on that boat is because I never learned to swim. I was petrified!! It turns out in the area where the stingrays were located, the water came up to my waist at it's highest. So, I was being a big baby over about 3 feet of friggin water.

Another quick story about being stoned and retarded....my husband has been a heavy equipment mechanech since the late seventies. We've had the same riding lawn tractor for years, with the same attachments. About 2 years ago he goes out to put the rotatiller on the lawn tractor to rotatill the garden. He's outside stoned, taking belts off, removing blades from the rotatiller and what not. He keeps saying, "Mary, I don't know what's the matter, I cannot get this rotatiller on!!" The longer he's out there fighting with the thing, the more pissed off he's getting.

Finally, he's gets it on. Mr. I-Can-Fix-Any-Machine-Anytime was trying to attach the rotatiller to the tractor backwards.