ROFL! 70's hookers....made me start thinking about that show "Bosom Buddies". Remember that? Tom hanks dressing up like a woman? Maryjane...I laughed the whole way through your post..."asshole". How funny. In Jamaica, my husband was stoned for the first time in MANY years. And he tried to be VERY intellectual...talking about how life has these "levels" and comparing them to "the stairs over threre. They are one level higher than the other ones." What the fuck??? Everyone just walked away from him, and he continued talking to himself for some time.