That's a riot!!

My husband and I went on vacation with another married couple. We were on one of those small boats that only holds about 50 ppl, leaving Grand Caymon Island to go to an area where we could swim with the stingrays. The boat was packed, so we sat in a row behind our friends but all the way at the other end, on the right side of the bench while they were at the far left.

My husband and I were stoned out of our minds and we start talking about the show "Jackass" on MTV (this was 4 years ago). So my husband starts shouting at our friend Greg, "Hey, have you ever seen "Asshole"?!!" Now, you have to picture Greg, he's kind of geeky looking with glasses. Greg is yelling, "What?"

So, my stoned hubby starts screaming, "Asshole!! Asshole!! You know? Asshole?" We are surrounded by old ppl and families and my husband is yelling, "Asshole!!" Meanwhile Greg is just looking at us, totally confused, thinking my husband is calling him an asshole.

I could not stop laughing. Finally, I said, "Um, honey, it's 'Jackass', not 'Asshole'." So, then the 2 of us were laughing hysterically and Greg is still wondering what's going on. Then I add, "And Greg thinks your calling him an asshole." Which made my husband laugh even harder than before.

My husband shouts back, "Oh, man, no, you're not an asshole!! Have you seen 'Jackass'?"

Greg's like, "No." Still completely clueless. And I'm sure about a dozen retirees were absolutely offended.