macho man randy savage this is going to kick you guy's asses!

uh uh...hulk hogan's gonna win!

macho man hit guy with chair, bad...hulk hogan hit guy with chair, good.

ooga booga, ooga booga...meanwhile we're all getting fucked, no matter who gets in.

Scarcely have our minds been able to emerge from the astonishment into which one stroke of parliamentary thunder has involved us, before another more heavy, and more alarming, is fallen on us. Single acts of tyranny may be
ascribed to the accidental opinion of a day; but a series of oppressions, begun at a distinguished period, and pursued unalterably through every change of ministers, too plainly prove a deliberate and systematical plan of reducing us to slavery.

--Thomas Jefferson