I'm glad I'm not a Libertarian.

It's always funny to me when people talk about ending federal funding for schools (how else are we gonna pay for 'em?) or ending welfare (without so much as a mention of the larger corporate welfare) or ending the Electoral College (which is good for us liberals; end the E.C. and no one will care about the sparsely populated "red states") or proposing severe protectionist agendas ("Made in U.S.A." or not at all).

High comedy.