MAN!!!!!!!!! IT GETS YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED UP mannnnn!
ALWAYS buy LEGAL, alternative bud! fuck that street WEED, that "Hawaiian SuperSweet Skunk Hydro cherry-berry legal alternative bud" is worth EVERY penny!

^^note the sarcasm

sorry buddy, u wasted 35 greenbacks, really.

Damn, just take a drive downtown, you'll find yourself a handful of drugs!