Quote Originally Posted by red662
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ok this is what you do. run to the bathroom and grab your razor. start sawing off your penis and covering it up with duck tape. thats to stop the bleeding. next you want to get dressed and spill some of that penis blood on the ground. then leave a kitchen knife covered in blood on the ground. now drive off and find a homeless guy. find one that looks somewhat similar to you and offer him a ride. drive him back to your place and stab him a few times. then leave him on the gound. get a few rabid rats and allow them to chew up the body until its almost unrecognizable. then flee the country. thus you will have faked your death and escaped from the enemy.
haha, sick