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    PLEASE HELP!!! DRUG SCREEN COMING!!!!

    I am 22 yrs old abn\t 5' 10" and 230 lbs. I smoked a small amnt of weed (like an eighth of a $20 bag) back on may 20th 2005 and have a drug screen coming up sometime this week, which will give me betwen 24-28 days since i smoked. Before may 20th the last time i smoked was abt 4 months before that. im not sure if i shoud be worried or not...i took a home thc test (and i know that a lab test is much different) and i passed it. Im not sure what I should do, i know the whole spiel on how its fat soluble and drinking water wont do anything unless i plan to dilute morning of. Please give me some pro advice!!!...i think i shouldnt take chance to dilute and it would be too risky to substitute....im hoping im clean
    19grandjoint Reviewed by 19grandjoint on . PLEASE HELP!!! DRUG SCREEN COMING!!!! I am 22 yrs old abn\t 5' 10" and 230 lbs. I smoked a small amnt of weed (like an eighth of a $20 bag) back on may 20th 2005 and have a drug screen coming up sometime this week, which will give me betwen 24-28 days since i smoked. Before may 20th the last time i smoked was abt 4 months before that. im not sure if i shoud be worried or not...i took a home thc test (and i know that a lab test is much different) and i passed it. Im not sure what I should do, i know the whole spiel on how its Rating: 5

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    #2
    Senior Member

    PLEASE HELP!!! DRUG SCREEN COMING!!!!

    i think you'll be fine. i take screens for probation and do fine. if i'm clean to start out with i can take a few hits and be clean in 2 weeks for shure maybe less, but i am only 180lbs. and am 6' 1".
    Dylan

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    #3
    Senior Member

    PLEASE HELP!!! DRUG SCREEN COMING!!!!

    ok this is what you do. run to the bathroom and grab your razor. start sawing off your penis and covering it up with duck tape. thats to stop the bleeding. next you want to get dressed and spill some of that penis blood on the ground. then leave a kitchen knife covered in blood on the ground. now drive off and find a homeless guy. find one that looks somewhat similar to you and offer him a ride. drive him back to your place and stab him a few times. then leave him on the gound. get a few rabid rats and allow them to chew up the body until its almost unrecognizable. then flee the country. thus you will have faked your death and escaped from the enemy.
    sometimes at night, i touch myself......and giggle.

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    #4
    Senior Member

    PLEASE HELP!!! DRUG SCREEN COMING!!!!

    haha,, he got banned,, lmao

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    #5
    Junior Member

    PLEASE HELP!!! DRUG SCREEN COMING!!!!

    thanks dylan...star and hiip thanks for nothing...my screen is soon

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    #6
    Senior Member

    PLEASE HELP!!! DRUG SCREEN COMING!!!!

    You will be fine for this. A part time toker can smoke a bowl (that's what it sounded like) and be clean in a 2 or 3 days. If you menat smoke one eigth you are still fine. If you really want to be sure drink half a gallon. This will dilute what's left and leave the gravity high enough. Just don't smoke again untill you know you past. If you are working for a couple weeks your in the clear. But don't as if it's done!

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    #7
    Senior Member

    PLEASE HELP!!! DRUG SCREEN COMING!!!!

    You have absolutely nothing to worry about.

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    #8
    Senior Member

    PLEASE HELP!!! DRUG SCREEN COMING!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by 19grandjoint
    I am 22 yrs old abn\t 5' 10" and 230 lbs. I smoked a small amnt of weed (like an eighth of a $20 bag) back on may 20th 2005 and have a drug screen coming up sometime this week, which will give me betwen 24-28 days since i smoked. Before may 20th the last time i smoked was abt 4 months before that. im not sure if i shoud be worried or not...i took a home thc test (and i know that a lab test is much different) and i passed it. Im not sure what I should do, i know the whole spiel on how its fat soluble and drinking water wont do anything unless i plan to dilute morning of. Please give me some pro advice!!!...i think i shouldnt take chance to dilute and it would be too risky to substitute....im hoping im clean
    One thing to consider.....the first time you pee in the morning, your sample will be highest in drug residue. You want to pee at least twice before giving your sample. Drink LOTS of water (1 to 2 gallons spread throughout the day) the day and night before and pee twice before going for your test. Also, don't eat really fatty foods the day before. It's the fat cells in your pee that cling to the drug.

    Good luck!!!
    [SIZE=\"4\"]Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.[/SIZE] :thumbsup:

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    #9
    Senior Member

    PLEASE HELP!!! DRUG SCREEN COMING!!!!

    i'm up for a random drug screen at any time now.... and the last time i smoked was june 12. we smoked a half ounce of dank at bonnaroo, but it was the first time i'd smoked in about 3 weeks. i'm pretty sure i'm not gonna pass. but then again, i had smoked every day for at least 6 months, and at least once every few days for a couple of years now, so i'm pretty sure i'm gonna be failing those damn tests for a long long time

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    #10
    Senior Member

    PLEASE HELP!!! DRUG SCREEN COMING!!!!

    you will be fine i can almost guarantee it @19grand joint

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