I'm closest to Lisburn, the nearest big city,

It is actually on the border of Armagh and Antrim, which doesn't narrow it down a lot,

I live right close to Lough Neagh, the Southern tip on the map,

Portadown is really close but is a smallish town you may not have heard of,

I went to Lismore Comprehensive School in the heart of 'Dump Rat City', our nickname for Craigavon, where there are more boarded up houses than houses with residents,

the school is actually a good school with good grades but the area it is right in the middle of is like 'Hiroshima' after the atomic bomb.