It is a proven fact

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

NO! I find that Im the poor bastard thats missing lighters because some stoner had forgotten to give it back to me the night b4

Lol same, i always start the night with 3-4 lights, wake up the next morning....wtf where are my lighters?!?!

[dokowitz4carbowski]

i often hold a lighter and it ends up going down my sleeve or something then i spend an hour looking and calling all my friends theives. then i find it. Boy do i feel stupid when that happens.
so glad to hear we arent the only weirdos in the block!

[peacenotprofit]

That sounds like a doctor suess book if you read it out loud.

But yes, when I first read the post I was like "what the heck is he talking about?" but now that I think about it if someone is occupied and they are holding something random they will just hold it. This sure is amusing?

its peotry.