Interesting show Panorama.

I was approached by a scientologist in Amsterdam last week. There is a big Scientology centre opposite the coffeeshop "Homegrown Fantasy"

Admittedly I was tripping balls on some rather good shrooms (Visit the Magic Mushroom Gallery in Spui - tip) at the time but still - I recognise a Scientologist when I see one:

Scientologist: Do you guys want a free stress test?
Me: Do I get my Thetan level right away?
Scientologist: erm, your what?
Me: I am ripped off my tits on shrooms though, will that ruin the test?
Scientologist: gone...
My Mate: Shit, that was a free stress test it would have been cool, you scared him off by being weird
Me: That was a scientologist
My Mate: What, like that Cat Stevens bloke?
Me: Oh for fucks sake....

I walked past a few times ovr a few days and the stress test guy dodged me every time :stoned: