MacCaulay Culkin gulity as charged.

[Smokey McPot]

I hate him. He is a weirdo.

[crystal clear pepsi]

id get hi with mac


poor guy , molested by michael jackson as a boy , harrased by the cOps as A....well (he still looks like a boy) hhahaha -


NOW EVERONE IN UNICIN SLAPS UR CHEEKS AND GO "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[mellow mood]

damn this guy is so ugly

hahaha

[McCauley Caulkin]

whooptie frickin doo, Ya McCauley Caulkin has pleaded guilty, big deal. McCauley Caulkin is a international celebrity, therefore is above the law.

McCauley Caulkin did not feel like going thru the whole trial and all that bullshit, therefore pleaded guilty to get it all over with. McCauley Caulkin's sentence? well McCauley Caulkin simply spoke to the judge, signed some autographs and return to McCauley Caulkin's private jet to be wisked away to beverly hills and back to a life of luxury.
Laws mean nothing to McCauley Caulkin, everyone knows of McCauley Caulkin's incredible superpowers, and therefore knows that no prison can hold McCauley Caulkin, its pointless

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin is disappointed in all of you, why must you all focus on the negative aspects of McCauley Caulkins life. instead of making threads about McCauley Caulkins legal troubles, why not make such threads as:

"home alone is awesome" or
"McCauley Caulkin = GOD" or
"McCauley Caulkin, how do i get all the ladies like you?"

[XTC]

MacCauley Caulkin, does spelling your own name incorrectly give you all the ladies?

[McCauley Caulkin]

no, McCauley Caulkin's chiseled good looks, superstar status, immortality, superpowers, and incredibly large penis gives McCauley Caulkin all the ladies.

[sir smokes alot]

ha i live in oklahoma and i didn't know he got arrested

[naturalhigh]

wow people this happened AGES ago

i remember reading about this several months before