whooptie frickin doo, Ya McCauley Caulkin has pleaded guilty, big deal. McCauley Caulkin is a international celebrity, therefore is above the law.

McCauley Caulkin did not feel like going thru the whole trial and all that bullshit, therefore pleaded guilty to get it all over with. McCauley Caulkin's sentence? well McCauley Caulkin simply spoke to the judge, signed some autographs and return to McCauley Caulkin's private jet to be wisked away to beverly hills and back to a life of luxury.
Laws mean nothing to McCauley Caulkin, everyone knows of McCauley Caulkin's incredible superpowers, and therefore knows that no prison can hold McCauley Caulkin, its pointless