CHAV definition

[Porkchop]

Bet peace out nigga!

[Djwero]

Eh-ya yo yo, ya seen me yo-yo yo innnit!

[Kombucha]

chavs suck but what about all the britts who got a stick up their ass and their nose high in the air.they're just as bad imo.

There are just as many people like that everywhere else... you've been watching too many cartoons. We aren't all either cockneys or lords.

[GHoSToKeR]

I'm a cockney lord and you've hurt my feelings.


PS - Call me 'Lord GHoSToKeR, bruv' from now on

[GHoSToKeR]

sorry for the double post, but I just found this:

Hello Dear chap,
I recently frequented the High Street in Hemel Hempstead and saw a rather heffer of a chavette who to me was just the epitomy of a sexy little piece of totty. She was about 16 years old, had skin as rough as sandpaper covered in more make-up than a boots superstore, eating 3 Big Macs at the same time as a piece of chewing gum wearing a mini shirt (burberry of course) with a white cut-off top the just covered her breasts leaving her 23 hectares of stomach exposed in -3 degrees C and was pushing a double buggy with one black and one white baby who each in turn were clothed in Burberry baby-grow's and had their ears peirced about 18 times and had rather large Krugerands hanging off them.
My problem is that I am unsure how to â??pullâ?? such classy totty (well they must be classy - they wear burberry) that frequent our high streets as I fear that my training in the upper echelons of society for charming,wooing and courting young ladies may be a trifle out of touch - please advise?

Forget it mate. If you didnâ??t have the class to shout out â??oi darling youâ??re comin home wiv me babeâ?? then you are never gonna pull a bird of that class. Offerin â??er a can of stella would â??ave been a start but no, you didnâ??t fink did ya? Men eh?
Luv
Auntie Shanice

[rhino44]

i like england too. ive only been their once for a few weeks and the people are really nice but i thought there were lots of snobs as well that are extremely anal. this is probly true anywhere but the british ones really piss me off.

maybe u shoulda read a little further

[PotSm0key]

Peace up A-town down, holla atcha boi!! PAYCE! Now that's...some wig talk for ya

[Hydrizzle]

I just when to that Chavsmum and posted a question asking WHY THE FUCK they hate hate chavs so much, then accuse america of being a racist fascist nation. Thes Chav hate mongers or no better than the KKK. Hate the system that produces the scum, not the scum itself!

--peace

[skinupsimon]

Dressed like tarts, make-up like tarts. The lads are just idiots. Why isnt everyone in England a chav? We all live under the same system, its because not all of us English people are wannabes, wearing gear to try & look the bomb......all trendy & that..................yeah, whatever!

Most of these people cant be arsed to make something of their lives, blaming the system, utter bollocks, chavs are chavs cause they cant be arsed....full stop! No time for chavs! Dya know a chav who's generally happy with their life? I doubt it!

[2600]

I've noticed that no matter where you go people are going to say that they home town has the worst chavs. I propose that we hold a test to find the true Chav Mecca. Chatham Chavs are nothing compared to the ones in sittingbourne....kings amongst chavs.....chatham chavs can only dream of reaching the olympian heights of the sittin'born chav.