sorry for the double post, but I just found this:

Hello Dear chap,
I recently frequented the High Street in Hemel Hempstead and saw a rather heffer of a chavette who to me was just the epitomy of a sexy little piece of totty. She was about 16 years old, had skin as rough as sandpaper covered in more make-up than a boots superstore, eating 3 Big Macs at the same time as a piece of chewing gum wearing a mini shirt (burberry of course) with a white cut-off top the just covered her breasts leaving her 23 hectares of stomach exposed in -3 degrees C and was pushing a double buggy with one black and one white baby who each in turn were clothed in Burberry baby-grow's and had their ears peirced about 18 times and had rather large Krugerands hanging off them.
My problem is that I am unsure how to â??pullâ?? such classy totty (well they must be classy - they wear burberry) that frequent our high streets as I fear that my training in the upper echelons of society for charming,wooing and courting young ladies may be a trifle out of touch - please advise?

Forget it mate. If you didnâ??t have the class to shout out â??oi darling youâ??re comin home wiv me babeâ?? then you are never gonna pull a bird of that class. Offerin â??er a can of stella would â??ave been a start but no, you didnâ??t fink did ya? Men eh?
Luv
Auntie Shanice