10 reasons not to kill Bush

[Marlboroman]

an article a college student wrote it seems, altho at the end she seems as if she thinks it was an American that chucked the grenade at Bush.

Not sure if she actually knows that the incident happened in the former soviet union. I guess the word Georgia got her confused..... atleast its the way I took her point of view.

Also the number 2 reason is fun because if you leave out president and Cheney it reads ... A dead bush leaves a live dick in charge..... man that is so true..



COLUMN: 10 reasons not to kill Bush

By Jennifer McBride

Oregon Daily Emerald (U. Oregon)
05/25/2005





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(U-WIRE) EUGENE, Ore. -- Recently in Georgia, the president gave a speech only to have someone chuck a hand grenade at him. Lucky for all, the blast cap did not explode. Though originally thought to be a dud, the FBI later revealed the weapon was far from safe.
I can't possibly guess the assassin's reasoning, but I've heard enough people on campus proclaiming their hatred of George W. Bush to know that some wouldn't have shed many tears. And that's a shame.

If the assassin were looking for a way to hurt America, blowing up the president would be a good idea. Bush's martyrdom would put the last nail in the coffin of the liberal agenda. So, for those Bush-haters out there, here are 10 reasons you should stop praying for an assassinated G.W.B.:

1) Killing the president immediately generates sympathy for his cause. If the president died tomorrow, there would be no question that all of his nominees for the judicial branch would make it through the Senate.

2) A dead President Bush leaves a live Dick Cheney in charge. Need I say more?

3) The Pakistani political situation is drastically fragile. Should President Bush die, Musharraf's brutal, mostly secular dictatorship probably will be replaced by a brutal, religiously fundamental dictatorship, reducing the United States' chances of bringing in Osama bin Laden to nil.

4) Any criticisms of the administration will be regarded as more unpatriotic than ever. In the next election, you could expect to see Democratic primary candidates proclaiming that their Republican counterparts aren't "fit to follow in President Bush's footsteps."

5) Killing President Bush could spur another spate of international invasions, with or without U.N. approval. The U.S. military cannot deal with invading another country without further hollowing our ability to defend ourselves and respond to threats from other countries, such as a nuclear North Korea.

6) The news cycle would be justly co-opted. With the media so focused on one story, there wouldn't be time to examine important issues such as the government suppression in Uzbekistan or Egyptian election tampering. In fact, all foreign news that didn't directly affect the assassination would probably grind to a halt.

7) President Bush's status as a martyr would leave the electorate more polarized than ever, especially if liberals were seen as publicly irreverent to President Bush's memory. It would be a little different if natural selection decreed death-by-snacking, but toasting an assassin's success leaves a decidedly bitter taste in the national mouth.

8) Jeb Bush's popularity would skyrocket. He would undoubtedly win the Republican nomination and then the election in 2008. With the Supreme Court full of near-zombies, I would prefer a different man to pick the people who are going to strangle us with laws.

9) Killing George Bush won't end any of the policies people disagree with. An assassination would merely strengthen our resolve to stay the course in Iraq, keep troops in Saudi Arabia, support our Israeli allies, etc. Policies don't die just because the president does.

10) Slaying President Bush is simply immoral. Anyone who advocates purposefully killing someone defenseless (and a democratically elected leader, no less) is clearly value-challenged. I don't understand the logical contortions some people must go through to be anti-death penalty yet pro-assassination.

In all seriousness, I don't hate President Bush. I dislike a lot of his administration's choices, but I think he's a good man doing a difficult job. As a leader, you're always going to be hated. I am too often shocked by the vitriolic repulsion many people feel for our leader and America in general, especially because the loathing is often poorly informed. I've met people on this campus who see America as the worst human rights abuser in the world (unlike the angelic paradise of Cambodia) and people who sway liberal not because they actually know anything about issues but because it's popular.

Liberalism has to be more than a college fad or a collection of loudmouths whose idiotic comments stir headlines. The rabid dislike some people feel for a man they've never even met makes me ashamed to be a Democrat.

Marlboroman Reviewed by Marlboroman on 06-08-2005. 10 reasons not to kill Bush an article a college student wrote it seems, altho at the end she seems as if she thinks it was an American that chucked the grenade at Bush. Not sure if she actually knows that the incident happened in the former soviet union. I guess the word Georgia got her confused..... atleast its the way I took her point of view. Also the number 2 reason is fun because if you leave out president and Cheney it reads ... A dead bush leaves a live dick in charge..... man that is so true.. Rating: 5

[makor01]

now a thread like this you should be paranoid about =) but i got a laugh out of it.

[llamaman666]

U of O is way to liberal now, it used to be just a party. Now it is berkley and it sucks

[Torog]

Howdy Marlboroman,

This may or may not,surprise you...but there are prayer groups,all across America,who specifically pray for the protection of Bush and his family,on a daily basis,since before his first presidential election..I believe that prayer,kept the grenade from exploding...What say you ?

I was very surprised to hear the gal admit that she was embarrassed to be a democrat..there's hope for her yet ! lol

Have a good one ....

[mytm]

Dick Cheney is for states right to chose he is a real republican. Marijuana would have had better chance if he was president

[Sgt. Pepper]

Any prayer power directed at Bush is misappropriated. We really need some more of God's juice keeping carbombs from exploding in Iraq, which would save the lives of far better men than our president. Let's just hope the Sunni founding fathers can make a decent enough constitution without pissing off the Shiites and Kurds so we can get our boys the hell out of there.