Me and some friends were shrooming at a remote beach on the California coast. We were all really tripping and walking down the beach when I stopped dead in my tracks because the ground suddenly felt like I was standing on jello. I called my friends over and they felt it too. We we're all just laughing and wiggling our toes in the jello sand. Somebody noticed that it looked like hair was coming up through the sand so we started to dig down a bit. It turned out that the "jello" was actually the blubber from some dead seal that had been barely covered over by the sand. We all ended up running down the beach laughing and yelling about the sand monster.