Here are some from MY wonderful state of Indiana...

One may not sniff glue.

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

Oral sex is illegal.

It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.

Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.

One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense.

It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor.

OOOOH how I love my state......