I dunno...isn't Golden Gloves really about sticking inner city kids in a boxing ring and having them go at it, with the winners moving on to paid fights?

So after careful thought and half a joint, I've decided Bum Fighting isn't too degrading. Why shouldn't a bum earn a crackwhore blowjob in America? Aren't we the land of freedom and opportunity?

They took away Bum Fighting and indicted the founders with felony charges a while back. Next, they'll start fucking with wet t-shirt contests.

How's anyone gonna earn cool prizes if this keeps up?

Okay, I'm stoned. Sorry.