I pooped a squirrel, and the damned thing was still alive! Now I have a shit covered squirrel in my office and I don't know what to name it.

I'm sorry, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

i laughed so hard at your signature,just the nameing thing and pooping a squirle was funny as hell then i read the last line,sorry to hijack your post evil but i had to compelment that signature