Hey, your kind of hot!You should order Rosenthals "Growers Bible", I think that's what it's called.Just google the title. It appears you are going about it all wrong. Once you get the basic info it will be very easy. Just be careful. Surely someone will steal it from your front yard. I would grow in five gallon containers and just put them discreetly in with your backyard shrubs. Also visit your plants at night. OK, hope that helps, cutie! Look me up you ever come to Music City.